"It's the first post!" or "A blog you say? What the hell?"

Hi. I'm not Jeremy Crawford. I do however, have the same initials. I'm not Jesus Christ or Jackie Chan either. I'm definitely not Jeremy Crawford though. To be honest I don't know who Jeremy Crawford is. I bet he's fucking good though. I find myself sat here writing a blog because I've been encouraged to do this by some lovely people. This is probably just going to be inane ramblings and slightly unstable rants (accompanied by some nice pictures that a 10 year old could probably draw in strangely coloured wee if they ate wee colour altering capsules). Whatever it is, I hope somebody somewhere reads it and likes it. If someone somewhere reads it and laughs, I'll be happy. If someone somewhere reads it and laughs loud enough that they get a funny look, then that'd be awesome. If you read it and don't laugh then thanks for reading but you might die, not from something nasty like cancer but just an instant road accident or bus crash, or just from being miserable. Anyways, enough of the bad dying stuff, please read and please enjoy.

Lot's and lot's of love,

JC

PS. I'm slightly confused as to how to start now. I've got lots of random stories in mind that may or may not be funny. I think this is going to just end up being strange but we'll see.