Tuesday, 20 December 2011

"Merry Christmas!"

























Merry Christmas to everyone. Here’s a special Christmas e-card just for you all. You could do all sorts with it such as printing it out and putting it with your other cards. It wouldn’t be an “e-card” then it’d just be a “card”. Unless you shrunk it down and actually printed it on an ecstasy tablet, it’d probably be an “e-card” again then. Anyway, whatever you decide to do with it I hope you like it and come to look upon it as the gift that keeps on giving.
As you can see, it’s a nativity scene. I couldn’t fit anymore shepherds or Mary and Joseph on but I don’t suppose that matters. If it makes you feel better pretend that Mary has gone to the shops and Joseph is outside building a spice rack. Only one shepherd came because there was an outbreak of fierce wolves and the other shepherds were preventing their sheep from getting eaten.
The main people are there anyway, Jesus and Santa. I imagine Santa gave better gifts than the three kings, I always thought their gifts were a bit rubbish. The gold would be OK when Jesus grew up but if he could turn water into wine he could probably turn cheese into gold anyway. Santa would have definitely given scalextric and jelly babies.
Merry Christmas everyone and Happy New Year! There shall be more in the new year and all you anonymous viewers and commenters, why not officially follow INJC? You can also like it on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/pages/Im-Not-Jeremy-Crawford/144035969021126 and follow it on Twitter @ImNotJCrawford Cheers!

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